Squier Stratocaster (2007 - present) Has died on many occasions, but has been brought back to life everytime. The wammy bar doesn't work, and there is a crack in one of the tone selecters. The pick ups are not attached, and they move up and down as there are no springs inside. Before being resprayed it was Sunburst.
Harrier Mistral Telecaster (2010-present) Bought off Ebay for £75. In Ice White.
Bass[]
Johnny Brook JB100 (2008 - 2010) The Bass died at least 3 times, but it has now finally met it's end due to electrical faults. Before being resprayed it was Black with a White scratch plate.
Electro-Acoustic[]
Cheetah Electro Acoustic (2009 - present) The 'Electro' capability is broken, so now it is used as an Acoustic Guitar. Has yellow paint on it.
Guitalele[]
'Shitar' (2009) - Dead Bought in France for 15 Euros - the first string snapped on the day of purchase. The machine heads have fallen off, and it is in disrepair.